Peter Awesome's Sanctuary

My last published post was in February. Holy god.

So, there's this guy who I don't dislike, but I don't like that much, and he constantly hangs around. He's half-black and half-white guy. What does he do that's so annoying? He constantly brings up his race or lack thereof seeing it as fodder for comedy (i.e. "Dude, look at my skin, I'm not black enough for said stereotype!") He talks about movies a lot, which is alright, but he never stops talking. Ever. He also thinks many are his friends when really he is unfortunately annoying to many. And he always talks about working security at (INCREDIBLY POPULAR ONLINE COMMUNITY), which gets annoying because it's fucking (INCREDIBLY POPULAR ONLINE COMMUNITY).

Since it's getting near Halloween time, he keeps asking me about parties going on and stuff. First off, I'm not a party-goer. At least, I don't have a reputation of being one. Also, it's the goddamn 11th, and college kids never plan that far ahead party-wise. Maybe a week ahead, but that's the limit. College kids have so much shit going on in their daily lives that it's hard to pay attention to anything that's not happening within the next 5 minutes.

As I said, he keeps asking me. And, not only is he asking me, but he says things like, "Don't keep this stuff from me, Peter! I know you!" Great. Now I have to deal with this. Not to mention that his accusation is clearly unfounded. I don't keep information from the guy, he just annoys me to no end. It's not my fault that he has this ability to make people dislike him so much. I'm not doing anything to keep him out of the loop, I simply don't know what's going on. And, it's too early to know anyway.

I'm dressing up as Alan from "The Hangover" for Halloween. I have a really sweet beard and I know where to get all the costume items. It just kinda sucks, though, because now that I have a beard, people keep saying I look like Zach Galifianakis. And I don't at all, it's just they say it because of the beard and nothing else. I used to look like Seth Rogen, and now Zach Galifianakis. Is that bad? Not really, but if you had every single person you talk to come up and say the exact same thing for weeks on end, you'd get sick of hearing it. I came into some relief today because my roommate said I don't look like either. He said maybe Seth Rogen, but not really. I was so happy for like 13 minutes. Anyway, on Halloween, I won't have to worry about people saying I look like Zach Galifianakis because I will be Zach Galifianakis. Or, his character. Then the beard will go away, and hopefully I can lose some weight and just be Peter. That would be super great forever.

I am now a writer of raps. It's really crazy, because this semester seems I'm all about being a writer. Writing short films, writing songs, writing music, writing rap. It's weird, this evolution I'm going through in college. Pretty sweet, though. My friends and I are thinking about recording a bunch of stuff and making a mixtape out of it. We'll see what happens.

I still haven't seen "Inception" or any other movie that I really want to effing see because I have no money. I'm getting paid in a few days, but the money is mostly going to my costume. If I have any left over, then maybe I'll go see something super awesome.

Girls girls girls. They're everywhere. Did you know that? Now you do, and knowing is half the crump.